Ben in Hong Kong©

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Political event

On my last day in Hong Kong, on the day I am leaving for a crazy 5 week recruitment trip, this is what I want.

I want calm, I want to be left alone, I want to organize and not feel stressed out.

What I do not want is to suddenly be given 5 minutes notice that I am going to a political lunch event, with photographers and reporters.

When I was told I had to go I looked down at myself and tried to explain to my boss that trainers and jeans were probably not smart enough for a political event. That excuse failed though and I was told in no uncertain terms that I was going.

Whilst running around the office looking for my jumper I found out that we were going to the lunch with students from a school we work with. These students in particular being from low income family backgrounds.

On the journey to the hotel I asked my boss why on earth students were going to the event, and what it had to do with politics. In her usual direct manner her reply was something like this.

"In the public eye this political party are seen as being naughty, if they buy food for poor students, then they will seem less naughty".

She also said the party was tied to trade unions that had connections to the school. However, you could tell by all the photographers trying to catch snaps of the childrens wide open eyes staring at giant chocolate fountains that this was, as she initially suggested, a total political media event.

I sat next to a ''senior photographer'' from a national newspaper. He gave me his business card, then I reached into my wallet to exchange and realized that I had packed all mine to go home! So instead, I presented him with a company pen, holding the pen at both sides and dipping my head slightly, as is the custom.

bx

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Problem

I walked into the steamy room and slightly dipped my head in shame. I have not visited her in some time and feel bad.

"I have a problem" I said.

"What's your problem"? She replied "You never come to see me anymore!"

"I know, I know, it's just that I have a problem that only you can fix", I explained whilst pointing to my bag.

"What's wrong?"

"Well, I am leaving for England tomorrow evening and last night decided to do my washing at home".

She seemed to understand where I was going with this and crossed her arms. I continued.

"Well I washed it all, but now I have left it hanging in my room for over 24 hours and it is so damp and cold outside that my clothes are still not dry!" I sniffed my shirt to display it's fresh, yet damp nature. "I need them dry to pack them and take them home by tomorrow!"

"So you want me to just dry your shirts, and not wash them?" She asked, laughing hard.

"Yes please".
...................................

Well I like to think that is how the conversation I just had went. My laundry lady can't speak English and I can't speak Cantonese. We tried our best though, and hand gestures and laughing normally gets the message across.

bx

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Video of the day

A couple of the gang who work in school made this brilliant video that I thought I would share. You need to have the sound on to fully appreciate it although some parts you can't really hear that well anyway.

Click here to be taken to it

bx

Serious and Silly

My job can be both...


...Serious.


And...



...ridiculous.
All in the space of one day.
bx

Monday, January 28, 2008

Ho Dung

Hong Kong is Ho Dung! (cold) at the moment!

So I complain when it is too hot, and now I am complaining that it is too cold, but i'm British so that's what I do best.
Things at work have been slightly stress filled to say the least. I can't wait to get on the plane this Thursday night just to stop worrying that I may be forgetting something! I'm looking forward to seeing friends and family but not bothered too much about the trip itself. Last year I drove 3300 miles in under 3 weeks, which is hard work if you are not used to driving distances.

I have not really got anything else to report. I have been just getting ready for this 5 week trip to England and trying to surive the horrible cold Hong Kong weather week. I may have to make like the locals soon and purchase a big puffy eskimo jacket!
bx


Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Unusual location

Forced to find a new location for a recruitment seminar at the last minute in central London, I was in despair at finding a suitable venue at such short notice, and within my price range.

That was until...I discovered...The London Canal Museum!!!

That's right people. I will be talking to people about working in Hong Kong whilst standing next to an old boat.

If nothing else, it is a weird job I have.

bx

Monday, January 21, 2008

Absolut Mess

Friday night saw me celebrating a friends birthday and going to the Absolut Vodka promo party. I am now going to take you through the evening by investigating my stages of drunken photo skills.

Stage 1: Artisitic shots using mirror before leaving the flat.

Stage 2: Why would anyone want a photo taken from this angle... ?
stage 3: Eyes fully dilated and a firm belief that the more self taken pics of myself an friends the better
stage 4: unable to take a picture, at all, for the rest of the night.
And how could you get to this stage?
Well the evil models walking around with vodka bottles could have been the reason...
bx