Ben in Hong Kong©

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Once upon a time...

Once upon a time there lived a boy called Ben.
He lived on the 10th floor of a big building that overlooked the kingdom of Wan Chai.
One summers day Ben decided to go to work early.
He woke up, brushed his teeth, had a shower and got ready for work.
At 6.30 in the morning Ben did not expect to meet anyone in his lift.
But when the doors opened there were three Filipino ladies.

Ben tried to be a gentleman, he was too big to fit in the small lift with the ladies.
But two of them leaned out, grabbed his shirt and insisted he join them.
Ben was embarrassed when one of the ladies touched his bum.
But he blushed even more when one tried to put her hand down his pants.

It was then that Ben realized he was in a lift with drunk prostitutes.

But only after they stated their hourly rate.

Ben got to the ground floor after being groped considerably
Then he journeyed to work
And told everyone there about his amusing experience.

bx

2 comments:

Bensdadsoot said...

Your very lucky the lift did not get stuck between floors or you would have ended up with more than a groped bum!

Rosie said...

Ha ha ha...Hilarious, Trust you Ben. The prostitutes love you! Hope all is going well with the new CNETs! Lots of love x x x